March 2012
35 posts
Musings of a fat girl....: How to make mutha... →
juicyjacqulyn:
First look for the magical fucking pasta cooker. Some asshole put it on the top shelf, so your ewok ass is going to need to jump.
Next, take the lid off that fucker, or else how the fuck do you expect to make any fucking pasta.
Fill that fucking kettle with water from the tap. Or use…
blarghghgh:
mosby:
WHY AM I CRYING
thefluffysnotmonster:
owlboysnest:
Look at...
i like small boobs waaaaay more than big boobs.
shotgunshowdown:
just because i can
small boobs are just much nicer!
Did you know pandas can be so EVIL?
juicyjacqulyn:
yeahiknowimugly:
juicyjacqulyn:
wtf are you trying to say about my people?!
I’ve fought pandas in my dreams before. :/
did you die?! :P
